In today’s episode of “Elon Musk’s Wild and Wacky Life,” we bring you the latest plot twist: conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair claims she’s added to Musk’s ever-expanding brood with baby number 13. Move over, reality TV; real life just upped the ante.
The Announcement: Sliding into DMs and Delivery Rooms
On Valentine’s Day, while most of us were debating between chocolates or flowers, Ashley St. Clair dropped a bombshell on X (formerly known as Twitter). She revealed that five months ago, she welcomed a new baby into the world, and the father is none other than tech mogul Elon Musk.
St. Clair, known for her conservative commentary and children’s book “Elephants Are Not Birds,” stated she had kept the birth under wraps to protect their child’s privacy. However, with tabloids sniffing around, she decided to go public, requesting the media to respect their family’s space.
Elon’s Response: Cryptic as Ever
In true Musk fashion, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO didn’t issue a formal statement. Instead, he responded with a succinct “Whoa” to a post suggesting St. Clair had been plotting for years to have his child. Because when you’re the world’s richest man, why not handle paternity claims with the same brevity as a tweet about your favorite meme?
A Glimpse into Their Alleged Romance
According to St. Clair, their relationship began in the most millennial way possible: through DMs on X. She described Musk as “funny” and “down to Earth,” which, given his aspirations to colonize Mars, is both ironic and reassuring. Their digital flirtation reportedly led to real-world meetings, culminating in the birth of their child.
St. Clair also mentioned that Musk insisted on keeping their child a secret for safety reasons. While she appreciated the need for privacy, the pressure from media inquiries made it impossible to maintain the veil of secrecy.
The Musk Family Tree: A Quick Recap
For those keeping score at home, here’s a rundown of Musk’s known offspring:
- Nevada Alexander Musk: Born in 2002 with ex-wife Justine Wilson; tragically passed away at 10 weeks old.
- Twins: Vivian and Griffin, born in 2004 with Justine Wilson.
- Triplets: Kai, Saxon, and Damian, born in 2006 with Justine Wilson.
- X Æ A-12: Born in 2020 with musician Grimes. Name pronounced “X Ash A Twelve,” because of course it is.
- Exa Dark Sideræl (Y): Born via surrogate in 2021 with Grimes.
- Techno Mechanicus (Tau): Secretly welcomed in 2023 with Grimes.
- Twins: Strider and Azure, born in 2021 with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis.
- Unnamed Child: Born in early 2024 with Shivon Zilis.
- Newest Addition: Allegedly born in September 2024 with Ashley St. Clair. People.com
At this rate, Musk might need to start a family band or, at the very least, get a group discount on family therapy.
Final Thoughts: The Saga Continues
While the world waits for official confirmation (or another cryptic tweet) from Musk, one thing’s for sure: his personal life remains as unconventional as his business ventures. Whether this latest addition to the Musk lineage is fact or fodder for the rumor mill, it certainly adds another layer to the enigma that is Elon Musk.
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